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When my son was still a new born and spitting up on a regular basis, I used to say: "You know that scene at the end of of the movie 'Aliens'? When the cyborg gets torn apart and he's spewing everywhere? It's like that."

I was wrong.

Baby's first stomach bug. The scene from the movie is like that.

Date: 2008-01-29 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Megan used to stand up in her crib and whimper. I'd come in, and she'd wait until I was just getting close enough to pick her up and *ohmigod projectile vomiting*. Like "The Exorcist".

Date: 2008-01-29 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Tom got good at aiming the urchin. Missed the piano entirely.

Date: 2008-01-29 04:22 am (UTC)
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He only seemed able to barf if I was holding him. Guess who got the first shower tonight.

Date: 2008-01-29 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
you, sir, have the touch.

Date: 2008-01-29 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
It's my super power. Now I must choose whether to use it for good or for evil.
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Date: 2008-01-30 03:43 am (UTC)
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With your blessing, I shall make it so.

Date: 2008-01-30 01:32 am (UTC)
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Duh! You use it for, like, awesome.

Date: 2008-01-30 04:40 am (UTC)
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I'm sure it would go over very well in a rock concert mosh-pit.

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