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When my son asks me where babies come from, I will tell him that a man and woman must engage in a voodoo love dance. The male choreography was pioneered by Elvis Presley. Prior to that, babies emerged from sunflowers. You'll have to ask your mother who invented the female choreography. And if you find you like that side of the dance better, let me know, so I can buy grandpa some smelling salts and a bottle of scotch for his next birthday.

Date: 2008-02-08 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] explodingcat.livejournal.com
Can we dress the baby and the dog as bumble bees?

Date: 2008-02-08 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] explodingcat.livejournal.com
Yet another test of parenthood passed with flying colors.

Date: 2008-02-08 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wanderyng1.livejournal.com
When asked that question by my future children, I plan on providing them with a recipe for baba ghanouj...it's kind of the same thing really.

Date: 2008-02-08 08:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aleiphein.livejournal.com
...

Never bring food to my house again.

Date: 2008-02-08 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wanderyng1.livejournal.com
You're just upset because now you'd feel weird asking for my recipe.

Date: 2008-02-08 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] explodingcat.livejournal.com
Now I'm truly concerned about what may have gone into your chili.

Date: 2008-02-08 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redzshadow.livejournal.com
female: Ann-Margret of course (make sure to show him the images of her in her youth)

Date: 2008-02-09 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] explodingcat.livejournal.com
Schwing!

...you may be right.

Date: 2008-02-09 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mac-arthur-park.livejournal.com
Ow!

I just inhaled a mouthful of half-chewed Nerds.

Thanks, Tom.

Date: 2008-02-09 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] explodingcat.livejournal.com
I really need to add a warning sign to my journal. "Chew your nerds, then read on".
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