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[realexplodingcat]

I have recently discovered that if I ask for something, I will receive it.

Really.

I told the wife one day that I wanted to see a covered bridge.

Last week, on a mini-vacation, she showed me one.

See? My wishes come to fruition. Fortunately, I use them wisely and don't waste them. I save them for truly useful things, like vacation.

ah, vacation. I like vacation. I can leave home, do things I don't normally do, see things I might not otherwise see. Vacation means different food, different sheets, different gas stations. It's an adventure. Vacation is a time where I can admire graffitti on a covered bridge.

I can eat leaves.

I can stand and watch the trees

But I cannot throw rocks, for some reason.

Ah, well. West Virginia. Wild and Wonderful.

Comments

lol

[jkatj.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should read more signs than just that last one.

Re: lol

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

Or stop reading all signs. The trip definitely took a turn for the worse when I actually read that last sign. There was another sign on a mountain overlook that warned me not to throw anying over the edge. I read that one too...probably a good thing, otherwise my shoes would have ended up in the river several hundred feet below.