ext_35466 ([identity profile] explodingcat.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] realexplodingcat 2003-01-07 12:45 pm (UTC)

Wow. I need one those parrots. If I can figure out how to share my moose string phone system, you'll have to share the parrot. I'd also like a flock of crows. When people annoy me, I can send the crows to their house where they will tear into their garbage bags to play in the trash. They will be trained to thrash a lot, making sure to spread trash far and wide around my victims' kitchens and yards.

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