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[realexplodingcat]

Oh my dear sweet jumping jesus on a pogo stick.

AT&T just called me again. Twice in as many hours.

At least this time the guy just hung up without a polite goodbye when I told him someone called me an hour ago.

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[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

Wow. I need one those parrots. If I can figure out how to share my moose string phone system, you'll have to share the parrot. I'd also like a flock of crows. When people annoy me, I can send the crows to their house where they will tear into their garbage bags to play in the trash. They will be trained to thrash a lot, making sure to spread trash far and wide around my victims' kitchens and yards.

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[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

Hey, the parrot knows how to scream like a crow, and god knows she makes a big enough mess throwing her seed and pellets everywhere. Who needs crows? Parrots are full of crap too, don't forget that....ROFL. Send me the tin can and the string, get me hooked up, and I'll share the parrot. :)

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a good deal to me. :)