Man, I don't see what you're complaining about: there's plenty going on out in the sticks where you live! You have abandoned humankind to commune with animals and insects now, but little did you know how different their ways are! I have read now about hummingbirds, drunk moths and other various insects, giant spiders, mice, flyaway bats, and now evil ninja assassin kitties.

No wonder you're so stressed! ;)

You gotta get away from it all, man, move back to the 'burbs or even the city. If you want nature, that's what the Discovery channel is for. Highways and byways, hustle and bustle, strip malls and shopping centers, traffic lights and public transportation. It doesn't get much better than that. :)

T (who is being very ... *something* right now)