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[realexplodingcat]

"The boar expended considerable criminal energy in committing this act"

Comments

[twilight-spirit.livejournal.com]

'Squeaky Rat Surprise'? I'm pretty sure that's not on the disc I gave you...

[red-frog.livejournal.com]

Obviously, a Bad Poly Moment. Don't date boars--things get ugly when the relationship starts to head south.

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

er....yeah...probably not. but i figured that would do since I couldn't remember the Beethoven title.

[jkatj.livejournal.com]

I'm sitting here trying to figure if you're jealous of the man who got his ass bit or the bore that got to bite the guy's ass.

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

Honestly, it's the woman. I've always had a secret desire to be an old German lady who is nearly widowed by a pig.

[krasota.livejournal.com]

so that's why you've been hoarding my bras and slips and keeping that pig hidden behind the shed.