Oct. 22nd, 2001

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I think I'm in love. There's this lovely object of desire resting near my keyboards right now. I ran my fingers over her and played with her nobs all day saturday, sunday, and again monday night. The sweet sounds she made as I touched her were music to my ears. I'm not sure I'm quite believing this, but wow... I don't think I'll ever be alone again.

I think my wife is jealous, but I don't care. As much as it pains me to leave my newest treasure alone at night (I tried bringing her to bed, but the wife said our bed is to small and that I already pay more attention to my special, sweet, lovely baby pillow than her), I leave her out in the family room until I can caress her in the morning.

I hope my wife doesn't hurt her while I sleep. I wouldn't put it past her. She might decide to injure my little pretty. Even worse, she might try to fondle my dearie's knobs while I'm not there to protect my sweetest against that horrid molestation!

Oh, well. I'll try not to worry. Maybe I should set up a security system of mercenary sea urchins and slugs. Sea hares might be more effective--the evil one is terrified of them. I suppose I could rest safely if I knew my new love was safe.

For now, I'll let her rest and head to sweet slumber myself. For those of you who'd like to gaze upon my dearest's visage and wonder at my own dumb luck, here you go:
http://www.sweetwater.com/images/products/Tascam/US428-large.jpg

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