A Catalog of what is Good and Right in Life.

• large black flies which appear too heavy to function aerodynamically


• ceiling fans full of dust, which fling said dust in all directions


• exploding cats


• clean toilets


• clocks with roman numerals


• the convenience of birds having feathers, making it easier to pick one's teeth


• slugs being slower than velociraptors


• coelacanths


• furbies without batteries