Breakfast of Champions

Nearly every night since Halloween, krasota has eaten a small box of Nerds candy while lying in bed with the baby. Prone positions and pouring tiny candy do not mix, so she is constantly dropping Nerds between the sheets. Normally, I get yelled at for leaving crumbs in the bed, but she views her slovenly behavior as an asset. Every morning, she wakes up to find Nerds under her pillow. It's as if some tooth fairy is leaving sugar in the night, encouraging her to lose teeth. Krasota never fails to be pleasantly surprised and gleefully eats the candy. I think I'll start eating some eggs and oatmeal at night, making sure to drop some near my pillow.