Old News, New To Me

I just ran across this old article about researchers at the University of London’s Institute of Psychiatry finding that workers bombarded with phone calls, e-mails, and text messages suffer a greater loss in IQ than marijuana users. I'm totally in the wrong career. It sounds like I will get smarter if I quit my job and become a pothead. The study must be true, because that career change sounds like a really good idea.