Perhaps I was a bit too emotional when I wrote that journal entry. It's not so much that it was a cricket living in my apartment that angered me, it's just that I would have really appreciated someone telling me I'd have a new roommate. At least it pays rent. But I resent that monkey comment. The only person who has ever called me a smelly simian is...hey...HEY! You're the cricket, aren't you!??! YOU CAN'T HIDE BEHIND THAT ANONYMOUS POST! I know it's you! Stop using my computer! You probably signed up for free AOL hours didn't you?!?! If you hear me put Nancy Sinatra on the stereo tonight, you better look out BUDDY!
Sorry, I think...