I can't believe you're keeping all the good stuff for yourself. Who wants a pile of goo in a box mailed to them? We want the real goods.

Although, my gal cooked me up some apple dumplings the other day, and I have to say yummmm!

Sorry to hear about your tiny little t-rex arms, though. No wonder you're scared of spiders. It's hard to crush them when you can't reach them with your little bitty stumps-for-arms, isn't it?