Wisdom of the Day

[realexplodingcat]

Now, wouldn't you like to be the friend who received this advice from me today?

"In some matters, I think you really just gotta take what life gives you. And, for whatever reason, life keeps giving you 18-year-old girls. I wouldn't argue with that."

Comments

[asolublefish.livejournal.com]

At least they're 18...
Depends on how old this advisee is, but perhaps I might rethink that one...
I dunno.

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

Honestly, I dunno, either...

Sometimes I think it might be fun to live out such a puerile fantasy...but I'm quite content with what life has given me.

Yeah, this guy's getting to be a bit old for 18, but fate seriously only steers young girls his way.

[asolublefish.livejournal.com]

Friend of mine was dating a 22 year old. I mean 22 is fine, totally fine -I'd date the right 22 year old, I even know a 22 year I'd date in a second- but she's a young 22 ifyouknowwhatimean (god I hope they don't run across this somehow) and he's 33. I kind felt like it was in poor taste.

That was probably because I kept wanting to call her 'kid' though.

[d00k.livejournal.com]

hey, my manchild is 33 and i'm 23. granted, there are days i desperately wish he were indeed a card carrying member of my cohort, but then i'm glad he's not. of course, if he were a little younger, it would probably be a bit easier to teach him new tricks...such as how the dishwasher opens up and can be loaded time and time again! or, how the sweeper works...or my favorite, that the seat on the toilet certainly does return to its "seated" position which prevents my butt from falling through into the toilet when i overlook that it has been raised before i take a seat.