realexplodingcat: (Default)
explodingcat ([personal profile] realexplodingcat) wrote2003-09-22 10:03 pm

Wisdom of the Day

Now, wouldn't you like to be the friend who received this advice from me today?

"In some matters, I think you really just gotta take what life gives you. And, for whatever reason, life keeps giving you 18-year-old girls. I wouldn't argue with that."

[identity profile] d00k.livejournal.com 2003-09-25 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
hey, my manchild is 33 and i'm 23. granted, there are days i desperately wish he were indeed a card carrying member of my cohort, but then i'm glad he's not. of course, if he were a little younger, it would probably be a bit easier to teach him new tricks...such as how the dishwasher opens up and can be loaded time and time again! or, how the sweeper works...or my favorite, that the seat on the toilet certainly does return to its "seated" position which prevents my butt from falling through into the toilet when i overlook that it has been raised before i take a seat.