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explodingcat ([personal profile] realexplodingcat) wrote2004-04-19 09:40 pm

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Thanks to the healing power of WarCraft III, I am feeling better now. I felt well enough to attend my Tai chi class. "Tai chi" is Chinese, which roughly translates to "the art of kicking someone else's ass very slowly." Not to be confused with Tai Bo, which is "the art of making your own ass look great while you kick someone in the teeth."

[identity profile] jkatj.livejournal.com 2004-04-29 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Tai Bo is actually the art of very enthusiastically kicking the ass of nobody.

[identity profile] explodingcat.livejournal.com 2004-04-29 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I don't really kick anyone's ass in tai chi either. Probably because they have plenty of time to run away between my foot leaving the ground and it reaching where their ass was once located.