If thou dost read from the Book of Leviticus on the Sabbath day with scholarly intent, it is work, and thou hast sinned against G-d.
If thou dost amuse thyself by watching the actions of the felines of the Lord after providing them with potent herbs, thou hast sinned.
The Lord is offended by graven images, but most of all of images depicting the marriage between virtuous maidens and the tentacled ones of the ocean deep.
Have you come across these clauses in Leviticus yet?
If thou dost read from the Book of Leviticus on the Sabbath day with scholarly intent, it is work, and thou hast sinned against G-d.
If thou dost amuse thyself by watching the actions of the felines of the Lord after providing them with potent herbs, thou hast sinned.
The Lord is offended by graven images, but most of all of images depicting the marriage between virtuous maidens and the tentacled ones of the ocean deep.