realexplodingcat: (F'yez all)
explodingcat ([personal profile] realexplodingcat) wrote2004-05-26 12:25 pm

I'm Gonna Love You 'Til the Wheels Fall Off

For what it's worth, I don't care what people post in their LiveJournals. I've always viewed my friends list as a window into other people's lives, rather than a regular stream of unexpected solicitors knocking on my own door. So, if I'm sitting back and peering through your window with my binoculars and see something I don't like...I move on to another window.

The only thing that does bug me is when someone posts a giant image twice the size of my (both metaphorical and literal) window. It's like having a demolition crew redesign my room without asking. But, it's not a chronic problem and the image eventually goes away.

Unrelated thing: Did anyone prank call me with their vacuum cleaner this morning? Or maybe their garbage disposal? I loved it. Perhaps a cell phone was unlocked and accidentally called me while its owner was cleaning his or her room with a lawn mower.

Re: Have you come across these clauses in Leviticus yet?

[identity profile] ismene.livejournal.com 2004-05-30 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
People mostly sacrifice goats, sheep, and cattle - usually bulls. Not much of a zoo, but it'd make a well-populated heavenly farm.

Re: Have you come across these clauses in Leviticus yet?

[identity profile] explodingcat.livejournal.com 2004-05-31 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Don't forget the turtledoves. Poor people gotta be able to sacrifice something.

Re: Have you come across these clauses in Leviticus yet?

[identity profile] ismene.livejournal.com 2004-05-31 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
That's what all the children are for. Explains why poor people breed so much.

Ok, this theory only works for Baal worshippers, but I like it anyway. It leads to blackened baby sandwiches.