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[realexplodingcat]

While I wait and see how this allergy problem turns out, whether I can acclimate or not, it might be good for the dog to spend some time away from me. Anybody looking to pick up girls? I can rent the dog out. Getting numbers is as easy as shooting fish in a barrel. He's a chick magnet. Just have a seat on the grounds of a local university and wait. It worked for me and my wife was even sitting there with me ;-)

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[silent-muse.livejournal.com]

Did you actually get any phone numbers?

And could this work for a band?

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

Poodles have very flexible grooming potential. I suppose a band could give it a mohawk from head to tail and shave the bands website URL on its side.

Of course, the ladies might punch me for abusing the dog.

[silent-muse.livejournal.com]

I'm just thinking. . .

"Is that your dog?"
"Yep."
"Wow. . . it's adorable!"
"Yep! And it wants you to vote for Silent Muse!"

Yeah, I think my commenting privileges may need to be revoked again. . .