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[realexplodingcat]

While I wait and see how this allergy problem turns out, whether I can acclimate or not, it might be good for the dog to spend some time away from me. Anybody looking to pick up girls? I can rent the dog out. Getting numbers is as easy as shooting fish in a barrel. He's a chick magnet. Just have a seat on the grounds of a local university and wait. It worked for me and my wife was even sitting there with me ;-)

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[ismene.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't really want to pick up girls. And the only time I hang out on campus is when I'm going to class or doing other school-related stuff, in buildings. And I live 800 miles away. Sorry.

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

You could pick up girls and feed them to the cat.