Yoga Pose of the Day

[realexplodingcat]

My yoga instructor looks absolutely beautiful when executing this pose (demonstrated by someone who is not my instructor). Seriously. She's a living work of art. During a practice recently, I did this same asana. I was rocking it like a hurricane. I'm thinking, "Damn, I feel pretty." But it didn't take me long to remember that I'm a man. I'm not even an androgynous 20-something anymore. I can't look "pretty" in that pose. I look more like a rusty old ship anchor. I even have barnacles in places the sun don't shine.

Edit: All right then. Pictures without barnacles. This is me without make-up and special effects. What did I tell you? This is me gussied up and with a helping hand.

Comments

[daq42.livejournal.com]

This post is useless without pictures of you not looking pretty. Barnacles preferably hidden.

[datagoddess.livejournal.com]

I bet you can look pretty in that pose! I demand pictures!

[mmymoon.livejournal.com]

I totally just snorted up my tea.

[seeliespright.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha

[lightning-rose.livejournal.com]

So, are you implying you're the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald? :)

[firozasky.livejournal.com]

I could use a helping hand like that every now and again.
you do rock that pose...

[redzshadow.livejournal.com]

You look oh so pretty! Not sure if it is because you are in the kitchen or in the pose.