The Question

[realexplodingcat]

When my son asks me where babies come from, I will tell him that a man and woman must engage in a voodoo love dance. The male choreography was pioneered by Elvis Presley. Prior to that, babies emerged from sunflowers. You'll have to ask your mother who invented the female choreography. And if you find you like that side of the dance better, let me know, so I can buy grandpa some smelling salts and a bottle of scotch for his next birthday.

Comments

[krasota.livejournal.com]

[parhelion-spark.livejournal.com]

A+ XD

[wanderyng1.livejournal.com]

When asked that question by my future children, I plan on providing them with a recipe for baba ghanouj...it's kind of the same thing really.

[redzshadow.livejournal.com]

female: Ann-Margret of course (make sure to show him the images of her in her youth)

[mac-arthur-park.livejournal.com]

Ow!

I just inhaled a mouthful of half-chewed Nerds.

Thanks, Tom.