Dear John

[realexplodingcat]

Dear LiveJournal,

Seein' as it's Valentine's Day and all, I thought I'd come clean with you. I been cheatin' on you with Facebook this week. I'm not askin' for your forgiveness. But maybe next week, we can forget this ever happened.

Yours Truly,
Spanky

p.s. See LJ? I even used your secret name for me. I won't forget you.

Comments

[nannar.livejournal.com]

What is this LiveJournal you speak of?

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

Whatever it is, you're cheating on FaceBook now.