Carmen's first swear word was "douchebag." If that's a swear word.

Someone cut me off in traffic, and I said something like "Thanks, douchebag!" Then I hear, from the backseat, in her little doll 18 month old voice, "Doosh.... bagg?"

Oops! Luckily, she has no context for it, so she doesn't use it unless she hears one of us say it and just wants to repeat. I'm just glad she doesn't think it means "car."