No! "Sheet." I said "Bed sheet."

[realexplodingcat]

You know it's time to watch your language when the 18-month old in the house says, "Shit!?"

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[datagoddess.livejournal.com]

Nah, he has to learn sometime!

[flynnk.livejournal.com]

I spend Eleanor's swear jar money on Magic Cards.

It's sort of working.

[98.livejournal.com]

What the hell for?

[elizebethjoy.livejournal.com]

Carmen's first swear word was "douchebag." If that's a swear word.

Someone cut me off in traffic, and I said something like "Thanks, douchebag!" Then I hear, from the backseat, in her little doll 18 month old voice, "Doosh.... bagg?"

Oops! Luckily, she has no context for it, so she doesn't use it unless she hears one of us say it and just wants to repeat. I'm just glad she doesn't think it means "car."

[karenthecroccy.livejournal.com]

I was three when I first uttered my first swear, which actually was "shit".

[sabethea.livejournal.com]

*g*

I got "Why 'oh shit', Mummy?" yesterday when I smashed a bowl. And have never forgotten the time when Mouse made an indignant noise after getting into the car.

"What's up?" I asked.
He struggled more with his seat belt. "The bloody thing's stuck," he grumbled, very very clearly. And not just repeating something I'd just said, either...