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[realexplodingcat]

The world needs more dogs who eat pumpkins like popcorn.

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[98.livejournal.com]

I am confused. Which do you mean?

The world needs more dogs who quickly eat large quantities of pumpkin?

The world needs more dogs who are large enough to toss a pawful of pumpkins into their maws?

The world needs more dogs who eat pumpkin with way too much butter and salt at the movies?

The world needs more dogs who eat pumpkins the way the world needs popcorn?

The world needs more dogs to knit and solder?

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

I mean all of that, and none of that. You are wise to question me, grasshopper. You are truly capable of grasping enlightenment, but you are not yet ready to hold on to it.

[98.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. But why must I hold onto it when a pumpkin smartly applied to its occiput will leave it lying senseless, its pockets ready for rifling?

And what good would those spiraling grooves do in pockets anyway?

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

A wise master is also a student of his students. I must admit to never having considered mugging enlightenment with a pumpkin. May we all be a headless horseman in pursuit of the Ichabod Crane of Enlightenment.