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[realexplodingcat]

The world needs more dogs who eat pumpkins like popcorn.

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[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

I mean all of that, and none of that. You are wise to question me, grasshopper. You are truly capable of grasping enlightenment, but you are not yet ready to hold on to it.

[98.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. But why must I hold onto it when a pumpkin smartly applied to its occiput will leave it lying senseless, its pockets ready for rifling?

And what good would those spiraling grooves do in pockets anyway?

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

A wise master is also a student of his students. I must admit to never having considered mugging enlightenment with a pumpkin. May we all be a headless horseman in pursuit of the Ichabod Crane of Enlightenment.