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realexplodingcatI love the Fall. October makes me swoon. The way the leaves trickle down from the trees like rain when the wind blows. The crisp chill in the air feels like a dry leaf long released from its branch. The blue jay's song. The dew on the grass. The naked wife rolling on the lawn.
Yes, today the wife had the urge to strip and roll in the damp October grass. Apparently she must satisfy her need to roll in something. This weekend we cleaned the bedroom, which formally resembled a great pit of unsorted clothing and stuff. A rolling landscape of hills and valleys built not of earth, but of my wife's clothing, discarded make-up and jewelry, knick knacks, blankets, half-empty boxes, and several items of my own that I never expected to see again. It is my belief that the wife enjoys rolling around in piles of her stuff on the floor. However, having totally cleaned the bedroom, strip mining the layers clothing and what-not, my wife was left with little to roll in but the un-mowed lawn. I intend to mow the lawn tomorrow...I shudder to think what she might roll in without a shaggy lawn or messy bedroom.
Yes, today the wife had the urge to strip and roll in the damp October grass. Apparently she must satisfy her need to roll in something. This weekend we cleaned the bedroom, which formally resembled a great pit of unsorted clothing and stuff. A rolling landscape of hills and valleys built not of earth, but of my wife's clothing, discarded make-up and jewelry, knick knacks, blankets, half-empty boxes, and several items of my own that I never expected to see again. It is my belief that the wife enjoys rolling around in piles of her stuff on the floor. However, having totally cleaned the bedroom, strip mining the layers clothing and what-not, my wife was left with little to roll in but the un-mowed lawn. I intend to mow the lawn tomorrow...I shudder to think what she might roll in without a shaggy lawn or messy bedroom.
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Date: 2002-10-14 03:18 pm (UTC)no subject
oh.
yes.
i think i'll roll in borscht.
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Date: 2002-10-14 05:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-14 07:53 pm (UTC)dammit....
Date: 2002-10-14 08:20 pm (UTC)BTW, howdy!
Re: dammit....
Date: 2002-10-15 12:52 pm (UTC)Sorry, no pictures of the event.
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Date: 2002-10-14 09:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-15 12:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-15 12:51 pm (UTC)