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I have discovered a new talent.

I can communicate with moths.

Yes, I can hear some of you muttering, "So what? Big deal."

You do not truly understand what this means. If I can communicate with moths, I can control the world! Fashion, money, trees, flowers, walls, books--I can control all of these. No more will I suffer fashions I cannot stand--I can send my legions of hungry moths to devour all of Gaultier and Klein's new lines. A tree bothering my dearest's allergies? I'll send a batallion of feathery-antennaed Lepidoptera out to ravage the countryside.

I will rule. You'll see.

Date: 2002-11-08 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] risabe.livejournal.com
Please come ask the moths in my house where the HELL their little Moth Den is. I cannot locate it.

I did get rid of the fruit flies. I found their hovel.

Date: 2002-11-08 06:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] explodingcat.livejournal.com
Well, you see, I'm starting my quest for world domination through moth power at your house, so I don't plan on revealing the den. However, I can see you're on my team, despite your dislike for moths. Thank you for destroying the fruit fly hovel. My arch-nemesis is planning to conquer the planet with fruit flies. Looks like he chose to start at your house, too. But now I have one up on him because of your bold move.

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