realexplodingcat: (eeek)
explodingcat ([personal profile] realexplodingcat) wrote2003-04-16 01:13 pm

[identity profile] jkatj.livejournal.com 2003-04-16 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sitting here trying to figure if you're jealous of the man who got his ass bit or the bore that got to bite the guy's ass.

[identity profile] explodingcat.livejournal.com 2003-04-16 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Honestly, it's the woman. I've always had a secret desire to be an old German lady who is nearly widowed by a pig.

[identity profile] krasota.livejournal.com 2003-04-16 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
so that's why you've been hoarding my bras and slips and keeping that pig hidden behind the shed.