Boost Your PC's Performance!

This morning I received spam with a subject line: "Boost Your PC's Performance!" I didn't dare open it. I knew it was scam that would make false promises about granting my PC greater stamina, a stronger erection, and increased endurance. I wasn't aware my PC was even endowed, and now I'm receiving email promising greater size and staying power.

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Meet my new doctor. I think she will work out nicely.