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Good Things About Living In My House

• coming home to find Jawas lurking in the yard, waiting to steal my robots


• having a wife who flashes me while I work


• having a wife who can make the most amazing bread pudding ever


• having a wife who made that bread pudding (and caramel sauce and whipped cream) TONIGHT


• trees which drop all their leaves in one fell swoop


• vermin who can apparently play chess (nevermind, they just poop on the board)