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Pokemon rules
Nov. 7th, 2002 09:20 pmI have discovered a new talent.
I can communicate with moths.
Yes, I can hear some of you muttering, "So what? Big deal."
You do not truly understand what this means. If I can communicate with moths, I can control the world! Fashion, money, trees, flowers, walls, books--I can control all of these. No more will I suffer fashions I cannot stand--I can send my legions of hungry moths to devour all of Gaultier and Klein's new lines. A tree bothering my dearest's allergies? I'll send a batallion of feathery-antennaed Lepidoptera out to ravage the countryside.
I will rule. You'll see.
I can communicate with moths.
Yes, I can hear some of you muttering, "So what? Big deal."
You do not truly understand what this means. If I can communicate with moths, I can control the world! Fashion, money, trees, flowers, walls, books--I can control all of these. No more will I suffer fashions I cannot stand--I can send my legions of hungry moths to devour all of Gaultier and Klein's new lines. A tree bothering my dearest's allergies? I'll send a batallion of feathery-antennaed Lepidoptera out to ravage the countryside.
I will rule. You'll see.
