Pokemon rules

I have discovered a new talent.

I can communicate with moths.

Yes, I can hear some of you muttering, "So what? Big deal."

You do not truly understand what this means. If I can communicate with moths, I can control the world! Fashion, money, trees, flowers, walls, books--I can control all of these. No more will I suffer fashions I cannot stand--I can send my legions of hungry moths to devour all of Gaultier and Klein's new lines. A tree bothering my dearest's allergies? I'll send a batallion of feathery-antennaed Lepidoptera out to ravage the countryside.

I will rule. You'll see.