I've seen the Light, and it's angry!

nothinggoth blessed me with 4 CDs. Three albums by the ministers of the bacchanalian techno orgy "Weekend". Scooter is well known (or should be) for being upon the mic as the teacher and spreading words like a preacher, while several nude women writhe around to the beat of the sermon.

What about the fourth CD, you ask? I suspect NothingGoth was appealing to my appreciation for bombastic symphonic metal. However, I believe the Savior Machine album was also offered as a way to balance the combined weight of moral depravity exerted by 3 Scooter CDs. Savior Machine is an apocalyptic ultra-christian gothic metal band famous for its 4-CD opera interpretation of the book of Revelation.

I have heard the message. And I believe. I exposed myself to all kinds of christian gothic propaganda and came away with this message: The President is the Anti-Christ.

Wait a minute...I already believed that before I was saved by Christians wearing eye-makeup. At least someone sees the truth.

OK. Time to watch that "Weekend" music video with all the naked people again.