Darling Clementines
Apr. 25th, 2003 01:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
realexplodingcatSo today my wife stumbles into my jungle office at the crack of one pm.
"Mmmphph," she uttered as she leaned against me.
I'm really not sure what she was saying, but I hugged her and told her to take the computer, as it was my lunch time. I saw an evil glint in her eye, so I'm fairly certain she was completely aware of what time it was. I'm just glad she calmed her gorgon exterior before coming near me. I've been turned to stone often enough in her presence and it wouldn't do for it to happen in the sunroom, where all the neighbors can see.
She recently bought me a stuffed musk ox. He utters a gutteral roar two times, then when you press him again, he says, "Hello, I'm manly!" Wife says he's actually saying he's Manley, but I know a real man when I see one.
She moved the birdfeeders. Suddenly we have zillions of birds who are happily gorging on birdseed. I like birds, especially when they turn into robots.
"Mmmphph," she uttered as she leaned against me.
I'm really not sure what she was saying, but I hugged her and told her to take the computer, as it was my lunch time. I saw an evil glint in her eye, so I'm fairly certain she was completely aware of what time it was. I'm just glad she calmed her gorgon exterior before coming near me. I've been turned to stone often enough in her presence and it wouldn't do for it to happen in the sunroom, where all the neighbors can see.
She recently bought me a stuffed musk ox. He utters a gutteral roar two times, then when you press him again, he says, "Hello, I'm manly!" Wife says he's actually saying he's Manley, but I know a real man when I see one.
She moved the birdfeeders. Suddenly we have zillions of birds who are happily gorging on birdseed. I like birds, especially when they turn into robots.
