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explodingcat ([personal profile] realexplodingcat) wrote2003-09-10 02:26 pm

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So I see this cat that I've never seen before, out in the backyard climbing into one of my wife's planting pots. It's chowing down on whatever is growing in that pile of dirt as if it's the last meal of his ninth life. Later, I ask my wife what was in that pot. "Catnip," she says. That explains the cat's kaleidescope colored fur and the way it hovered over the fence with butterfly wings.

That makes it sound like I ate the catnip, but I blame my current fever and cold for that delusion.

[identity profile] red-frog.livejournal.com 2003-09-10 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Did Jos tell you about the cats hanging out on the front lawn wearing tie-dyed T-shirts and rolling catnip joints?

[identity profile] quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com 2003-09-10 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
Did anyone ever tell you you're twisted? I like that visual! ;-)

[identity profile] red-frog.livejournal.com 2003-09-10 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, a time or two...

[identity profile] explodingcat.livejournal.com 2003-09-10 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
She didn't. Keep an eye on your cats. Don't want to see them get mixed up with a bad crowd. Next time you leave for any length of time, you may return to find them hiding in a kitty opium den.

[identity profile] laverick.livejournal.com 2003-09-10 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
I hope you start to feel better soon. My sinuses have been bothering me a plenty this past week. all i want to do is sleep...

[identity profile] explodingcat.livejournal.com 2003-09-10 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks. I think the worst of it was yesterday. At least I hope so.