Wisdom of the Day

[realexplodingcat]

Now, wouldn't you like to be the friend who received this advice from me today?

"In some matters, I think you really just gotta take what life gives you. And, for whatever reason, life keeps giving you 18-year-old girls. I wouldn't argue with that."

Comments

[evilrumor.livejournal.com]

Why isn't life giving me lots of plump juicy babies?

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

Ah...Kitty...you have much to learn. Sure, their flesh may not be as tender as a baby's, but the rewards of chewing on an 18-year-old are well worth the work.

[evilrumor.livejournal.com]

Grown-ups are tougher and often require marinating. Babies are tender, like veal.

[d00k.livejournal.com]

sweetie...what's this? life is not delivering quivering young plump juicy barely legal lovelies because according to your avatar, you my friend are a cat.