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[realexplodingcat]

I joined a LJ writing community recently. Dare you read my first contribution?

SHUDDER! at the site of mysterious creatures.

GASP! at the unholy intimacy between a woman and a squid.

SCREAM! at the horrifying consequences of such ribald behavior.

Rime of the Vampire Squid

Comments

[datagoddess.livejournal.com]

You're weird, sir.

I liked it :-)

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

I aim to please :)

[alierakieron.livejournal.com]

That, sir, was wacky.
Keep up the good work.

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

Many thanks!

[evilcresyluna.livejournal.com]

sittin' in the upstairs, of my mom's house, reading porn. With squid. and vampires. in verse. What more could one ask for? [except, possibly, to be in one's own house?]

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

I hope my verse took the edge off being in Mom's house.

Fishy Fate!

[saintaspartame.livejournal.com]

Ia Ia!
Ctthulhu Fhtagen!

I do believe this scrap was expunged from an early screenplay of Dagon, a docudrama concerning the fate of nosy outsiders and peaceful fish worshipping seaside villagers.

May you soon receive gold from the sea!

Re: Fishy Fate!

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

I look forward to that gold...as long as this guy (http://www.drafthouse.com/images/dagon.jpg) doesn't lurch out of the sea to reclaim it.

Happy Birthday, by the way. May the sea belch out its riches upon you, too.