I'm Gonna Love You 'Til the Wheels Fall Off

[realexplodingcat]

For what it's worth, I don't care what people post in their LiveJournals. I've always viewed my friends list as a window into other people's lives, rather than a regular stream of unexpected solicitors knocking on my own door. So, if I'm sitting back and peering through your window with my binoculars and see something I don't like...I move on to another window.

The only thing that does bug me is when someone posts a giant image twice the size of my (both metaphorical and literal) window. It's like having a demolition crew redesign my room without asking. But, it's not a chronic problem and the image eventually goes away.

Unrelated thing: Did anyone prank call me with their vacuum cleaner this morning? Or maybe their garbage disposal? I loved it. Perhaps a cell phone was unlocked and accidentally called me while its owner was cleaning his or her room with a lawn mower.

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Have you come across these clauses in Leviticus yet?

[javafiend.livejournal.com]

If thou dost read from the Book of Leviticus on the Sabbath day with scholarly intent, it is work, and thou hast sinned against G-d.

If thou dost amuse thyself by watching the actions of the felines of the Lord after providing them with potent herbs, thou hast sinned.

The Lord is offended by graven images, but most of all of images depicting the marriage between virtuous maidens and the tentacled ones of the ocean deep.

Re: Have you come across these clauses in Leviticus yet?

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

Indeed, I have not! I will be paying close attention. I just got through most of the sacrifice laws. Seems like there's a lot of reasons one might need to slaughter an animal. I'm thinking God created a zoo in heaven and needs to fill it with animal spirits.

Re: Have you come across these clauses in Leviticus yet?

[ismene.livejournal.com]

People mostly sacrifice goats, sheep, and cattle - usually bulls. Not much of a zoo, but it'd make a well-populated heavenly farm.

Re: Have you come across these clauses in Leviticus yet?

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the turtledoves. Poor people gotta be able to sacrifice something.

Re: Have you come across these clauses in Leviticus yet?

[ismene.livejournal.com]

That's what all the children are for. Explains why poor people breed so much.

Ok, this theory only works for Baal worshippers, but I like it anyway. It leads to blackened baby sandwiches.