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[realexplodingcat]

While I wait and see how this allergy problem turns out, whether I can acclimate or not, it might be good for the dog to spend some time away from me. Anybody looking to pick up girls? I can rent the dog out. Getting numbers is as easy as shooting fish in a barrel. He's a chick magnet. Just have a seat on the grounds of a local university and wait. It worked for me and my wife was even sitting there with me ;-)

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[klwalton.livejournal.com]

and my wife was even sitting there with me ;-)

Probably egging you on the whole time :).

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

With real eggs. She likes to throw them.

[klwalton.livejournal.com]

I suspected as much!

[lightning-rose.livejournal.com]

And just who do you think was actually collecting the phone numbers? ;)

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

The dog. Everybody wants to take him home.

[silent-muse.livejournal.com]

Did you actually get any phone numbers?

And could this work for a band?

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

Poodles have very flexible grooming potential. I suppose a band could give it a mohawk from head to tail and shave the bands website URL on its side.

Of course, the ladies might punch me for abusing the dog.

[silent-muse.livejournal.com]

I'm just thinking. . .

"Is that your dog?"
"Yep."
"Wow. . . it's adorable!"
"Yep! And it wants you to vote for Silent Muse!"

Yeah, I think my commenting privileges may need to be revoked again. . .

[ex-carnaval-619.livejournal.com]

Awwww, if I thought all the doggies would get along (Sandy is the only one who'd be a bitch, literally!) and I had gas money and could come up and back I'd take Jericho for a bit to help out :/ I hope someone can for your sake, I know it's hard.

*hugs*

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

Thanks for thinking about it. We actually do need to find somewhere to keep him later this week. We're visiting my parents during the end of their beach vacation. The rental place doesn't allow pets. So, we may need to put up Jericho in a doggy hotel. We really wanted to bring him. But the break might do me good.

[ismene.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't really want to pick up girls. And the only time I hang out on campus is when I'm going to class or doing other school-related stuff, in buildings. And I live 800 miles away. Sorry.

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

You could pick up girls and feed them to the cat.