Home Alone, Day 4
Apr. 30th, 2006 11:16 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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krasota. In between fits of staring into the bathroom mirror and screaming, I started cleaning house. Krasota will be glad to know that my cleaning was not completed through the use of any bulldozers or raging fires, despite the efficiency with which those methods could have completed my goals.
Priority one was clearing the floors so I could vacuum up the layer of dog dander settled onto the carpets. Previously, it was like a snowy winter wonderland of dog dander. Thank Anubis poodles don't shed hair, otherwiseeilonwy could knit herself another poodle (if I let aleiphein knit a new poodle, hers would have at least eight legs).
Extra poodles, no matter how many legs, would be a terrible thing. After all, I did spend much of the day watching Eilonwy and Jericho Poodle competing over which of them could be the most adorable. Each cute doggy antic sent Eilonwy into paroxysms of glee which further encouraged Jericho to ratchet up the poodle-ness which...you see the pattern. If we hadn't gone to the Tea House for dinner (or someone had knitted another few poodles) a super massive black hole of cute & adorable would have formed in my house. The singularity in my living room would have turned the Earth inside out, like so: imagine, if you will, that your belly button is infinitely deep and exerts infinite vacuum-like power (nothing sucks like an Electrolux) once you pass the event horizon of your washboard abs (flattery will get me everywhere). Now bend over and dive head first into your own navel.
You can thank me later for saving the planet.
krasota. In between fits of staring into the bathroom mirror and screaming, I started cleaning house. Krasota will be glad to know that my cleaning was not completed through the use of any bulldozers or raging fires, despite the efficiency with which those methods could have completed my goals. Priority one was clearing the floors so I could vacuum up the layer of dog dander settled onto the carpets. Previously, it was like a snowy winter wonderland of dog dander. Thank Anubis poodles don't shed hair, otherwise
eilonwy could knit herself another poodle (if I let aleiphein knit a new poodle, hers would have at least eight legs). Extra poodles, no matter how many legs, would be a terrible thing. After all, I did spend much of the day watching Eilonwy and Jericho Poodle competing over which of them could be the most adorable. Each cute doggy antic sent Eilonwy into paroxysms of glee which further encouraged Jericho to ratchet up the poodle-ness which...you see the pattern. If we hadn't gone to the Tea House for dinner (or someone had knitted another few poodles) a super massive black hole of cute & adorable would have formed in my house. The singularity in my living room would have turned the Earth inside out, like so: imagine, if you will, that your belly button is infinitely deep and exerts infinite vacuum-like power (nothing sucks like an Electrolux) once you pass the event horizon of your washboard abs (flattery will get me everywhere). Now bend over and dive head first into your own navel.
You can thank me later for saving the planet.
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Date: 2006-04-30 04:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-30 06:45 pm (UTC)I have someone else thanking me around 4:30 and then I was planning on a early dinner. But I can wait and receive your gratitude around 5.
I'm a "get things done" cripple
Date: 2006-05-01 05:11 pm (UTC):-)
Thanks. Sorry so slow.
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Date: 2006-05-01 11:40 pm (UTC)I do plan on knitting a poodle for you guys, y'know. I found a pattern in a 1950s craft magazine. :) But it will not be made from doggie fur/hair, Jericho's, poodle's or otherwise. Just plain old ordinary SHEEP!
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Date: 2006-05-01 11:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-02 02:02 am (UTC)Not with a bang, not with a whimper,
but a squeeeee!
Not a bad way I to go, I suppose.
And, yes, the fur of Acrylibeasts is our preference. Although I've never seen one. We'll have to find a petting zoo.