Pot Likker, Part 2

[realexplodingcat]

Remember my experiment with pot liquor? After one month of regularly drinking pot liquor the only thing I have to show for it is the appearance of a straw fedora in my wardrobe. A cheap one, at that. So, I guess it's working. It's turning me into a southern gentleman. Just very slowly.

I must execute a more drastic plan to expedite the process. I intend to continue using the recipe I posted previously. However, I will replace the several cups of fresh water required for the recipe with several cups of pot liquor reserved from previously cooked greens. I will continue to recycle this pot liquor over and over and over, for several thousand separate pots of boiled greens, for as long as it takes to create a super dense pot liquor. A pot slurry, if you will. Then, I will make an alcohol solution combining my pot slurry with kentucky bourbon. It shall be a potent tincture. Only a few drops under the tongue should be enough to turn any damn yankee into a southern gentleman in less than a New York minute.

Comments

[mustelidmania.livejournal.com]

turning into a southern gentlemen takes longer than a "New Orleans" minute. why do you think that southern gentlemens talk soooooooo sloooooooow? other than drunkeness?

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

I intend to change that. With just a few drops of my pot liquor tincture, mothers will have their new born babies fitted for linen suits and opening doors for ladies before they can even walk.

[mustelidmania.livejournal.com]

well, praise be to Jesus, sir