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realexplodingcat) wrote2002-09-13 11:21 pm
realexplodingcat) wrote2002-09-13 11:21 pm
Gruffness
When leaving our house by car, we must cross at least one bridge. When driving to the highway, we pass two to three on a short stretch alone. Despite this, I have yet to see even one troll in all the months we've lived here.
I surmise this is because we do not present a threat to the trolls. That, or they wisely choose to stay well out of the way of my speed-demon wife. They might also be glued to their computers, hunt-n-pecking away at their usenet posts. (How they get access under a bridge is beyond my comprehension.) It might be a mix of the three, but I'm also certain that there's another factor. We do not present a threat because we are not goats. Not only are we not goats, but I've never seen a goat trip-trop-trapping across a bridge, whatever trip-trop-trapping is.
And why is this?
Well, it's quite simple--the goats are all chained to tires in my neighbors' yards.
I surmise this is because we do not present a threat to the trolls. That, or they wisely choose to stay well out of the way of my speed-demon wife. They might also be glued to their computers, hunt-n-pecking away at their usenet posts. (How they get access under a bridge is beyond my comprehension.) It might be a mix of the three, but I'm also certain that there's another factor. We do not present a threat because we are not goats. Not only are we not goats, but I've never seen a goat trip-trop-trapping across a bridge, whatever trip-trop-trapping is.
And why is this?
Well, it's quite simple--the goats are all chained to tires in my neighbors' yards.
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Perhaps you should seek one out and ask. Perhaps they only charge tolls on the high speed onramps to the internet superhighway. Could be the answer to your high-speed access prayers...
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