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[livejournal.com profile] krasota accused me of dribbling urine on the toilet seat. I explained that (when not peeing on a tree in the backyard, that is) I put the seat *up*, like a normal god-fearing man. Then I pee, shake it off, tuck and zip, put down the seat, and flush. She asked how the urine gets there. So I told her.


She didn't believe my story about the pee fairy.

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