Slugs were never this intelligent

[realexplodingcat]

I like bats. We have a few who like to fly around the house. I enjoy sitting on the porch, watching one swoop by every few seconds.

The wife told me they're casting spells on me. She pointed out that they fly counter clock-wise.

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[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

So, clock hands can cast spells too? I suppose a wall clock with a transparent back that you could hang with the face against the wall would be a dangerous thing. The hands would always appear to move counterclockwise. Evil.