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Sapient Flatulence.

That's my new name for [livejournal.com profile] krasota.

You don't want to know why.

In other news, I don't sleep. Don't know why, don't remember how. Wife has tried to convince me she knows many tricks for inducing sleep, but most involve her sucking on my beard.

I HATE IT WHEN SHE SUCKLES MY BEARD!

Currently, I'm kind of jonesing for flashing white eyes like Ra's in Stargate. That would be cool. And he seems well-rested, which is even cooler.

Date: 2002-11-23 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] datagoddess.livejournal.com
You don't want to know why.

I think there are things the world was never meant to know :)

Date: 2002-11-25 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] explodingcat.livejournal.com
Indeed, my wife's secrets are of Lovecraftian proportions. We are safely shielded from her true essence by the limited capacity of our senses. Something to be thankful for on this coming holiday.

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