I could be ovine.

[realexplodingcat]

Sapient Flatulence.

That's my new name for krasota.

You don't want to know why.

In other news, I don't sleep. Don't know why, don't remember how. Wife has tried to convince me she knows many tricks for inducing sleep, but most involve her sucking on my beard.

I HATE IT WHEN SHE SUCKLES MY BEARD!

Currently, I'm kind of jonesing for flashing white eyes like Ra's in Stargate. That would be cool. And he seems well-rested, which is even cooler.

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[datagoddess.livejournal.com]

You don't want to know why.

I think there are things the world was never meant to know :)

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

Indeed, my wife's secrets are of Lovecraftian proportions. We are safely shielded from her true essence by the limited capacity of our senses. Something to be thankful for on this coming holiday.