Wisdom of the Day

[realexplodingcat]

Now, wouldn't you like to be the friend who received this advice from me today?

"In some matters, I think you really just gotta take what life gives you. And, for whatever reason, life keeps giving you 18-year-old girls. I wouldn't argue with that."

Comments

[alierakieron.livejournal.com]

YES PLEASE!!!!

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

DONE!

oh..wait...apparently i'm not an all powerful magician...

at the very least i can offer the same advice, regardless of whether it's applicable...

[asolublefish.livejournal.com]

At least they're 18...
Depends on how old this advisee is, but perhaps I might rethink that one...
I dunno.

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

Honestly, I dunno, either...

Sometimes I think it might be fun to live out such a puerile fantasy...but I'm quite content with what life has given me.

Yeah, this guy's getting to be a bit old for 18, but fate seriously only steers young girls his way.

[asolublefish.livejournal.com]

Friend of mine was dating a 22 year old. I mean 22 is fine, totally fine -I'd date the right 22 year old, I even know a 22 year I'd date in a second- but she's a young 22 ifyouknowwhatimean (god I hope they don't run across this somehow) and he's 33. I kind felt like it was in poor taste.

That was probably because I kept wanting to call her 'kid' though.

[d00k.livejournal.com]

hey, my manchild is 33 and i'm 23. granted, there are days i desperately wish he were indeed a card carrying member of my cohort, but then i'm glad he's not. of course, if he were a little younger, it would probably be a bit easier to teach him new tricks...such as how the dishwasher opens up and can be loaded time and time again! or, how the sweeper works...or my favorite, that the seat on the toilet certainly does return to its "seated" position which prevents my butt from falling through into the toilet when i overlook that it has been raised before i take a seat.

[twilight-spirit.livejournal.com]

Fil?

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

Yeah. He and I were having another droll discussion about his dating history.

[twilight-spirit.livejournal.com]

Yep, I thought that must be him. There must be some 'history' joke in there somewhere, but damned if I'm too tired right now to figure it out.

Incidentally, the new APC came out last Tuesday apparently. I listened to a little bit of it, and it's pretty good. Different feel to it, I think so far, but still good.

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

Indeed! I am eagerly awaiting my purchase of the APC album. A friend here has been forcing me to listen to it whenever I see him. He's obsessed with it. With good reason, it seems.

I'm waiting to pick up my gift certificate that I won from our daily radio quiz here. I get $7 off a CD for guessing an old rarely played song's title and artist. They do this contest every day. I make a habit of winning this contest whenever I want to buy a new CD.

[nothingoth.livejournal.com]

This is off topic, but I ordered the practice gear today. Hopefully it'll be here by the end of the week. Just thought I'd let you know.

[briskpepper.livejournal.com]

I'd like to think that 18 year old girls are considered "gear" that should be "ordered"

how do i get in that band?

:-P

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

You can be our girl wrangler. As the voice of Terminal Ready, you have way more experience than us in encouraging the ladies to expose their breasts.

If 18 year old girls were "gear" that could be "ordered", it think their price would be inversely proportional to the band's fame and success.

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

Cool. Looking forward to the gear. No problem about the off topic. I find I routinely communicate with people by randomly posting comments to any of their live journal entries. It's seriously replacing normal email for me.

[nothingoth.livejournal.com]

Yeah, isn't it crazy... I check email now mainly to see if I've gotten any LJ comments. o_O

[evilrumor.livejournal.com]

Why isn't life giving me lots of plump juicy babies?

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

Ah...Kitty...you have much to learn. Sure, their flesh may not be as tender as a baby's, but the rewards of chewing on an 18-year-old are well worth the work.

[evilrumor.livejournal.com]

Grown-ups are tougher and often require marinating. Babies are tender, like veal.

[d00k.livejournal.com]

sweetie...what's this? life is not delivering quivering young plump juicy barely legal lovelies because according to your avatar, you my friend are a cat.

[elnigma.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday! !!

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

YAY! Thanks!

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday!

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

Thank you Thank you!

[alierakieron.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday inflating feli... no, I mean, explodingcat!!

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

YAY! Thanks! "Inflating feline" was my larval stage. Now I go BOOM

[alierakieron.livejournal.com]

hee!
Let's inflate this frozen confectionary establishment...