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[realexplodingcat]

Why is it that every full moon, my wife turns into some kind of weepy, bloated banshee constantly leaving bloodied things about the house on various altars? Since when do banshees come inside?

When I was a kid, the bana sidhe stayed outside, where she belonged.

I think I'll just keep quiet and stay out of the way.

Comments

[jkatj.livejournal.com]

You and the wifey-poo are such cool creatures.

[lupa.livejournal.com]

just be glad she doesn't turn into a werewolf a la ginger snaps

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

Oh dear...she has seen that movie. Hopefully it didn't give her any ideas.

[xiane.livejournal.com]

I was always told to hide in a cupboard until the banshee passed.

Alternatively, you could make offerings of peace. Unfortuantely, finding out the appropriate offerings could be deadly.

I recommend the cupboard.

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

Luckily, there are several cupboards here that are too high for her to reach.

[krasota.livejournal.com]

if i'm a bana sidhe, i can probably levitate.

and i have a STEPSTOOL! RRRAR!